Privacy & Cookie Policy (Our OFFICIAL policy is we'd like to eat cookies)

Welcome to our website! We're thrilled that you've decided to grace us with your presence. Don't worry, we won't bother you with any annoying pop-ups or requests for your personal information. We're not interested in your boring data, and we definitely won't use it to send you spam emails or target you with creepy ads.

Personal Information Collection and Usage, or... Lack Thereof

Yeah, we don't collect anything, so... Let's get real, you're not here for our sparkling conversation or our fascinating content. You're now thinking about cookies. Hey, we get it - we love cookies too. We're pretty sure that if we had another company motto, it would be "Cookies: The Reason We Get Out of Bed in the Morning," but, I guess we're stuck with "We Write Businesses to the Top, Using Words That Work", (or whatever we come up with in the future).

So go ahead, and indulge in a few cookies while you're here. We won't judge. Heck, we'll even join you. We'll be the ones in the corner, stuffing our faces with chocolate chip goodness and pretending that we're not secretly plotting to take over the world with our cookie-fueled army.

Cookie Usage, or... Lack Thereof (again)

Seriously, folks, we don't do anything with your data. We won't sell it, trade it, or use it to create an army of cookie-crazed robots. Have you ever thought about the fact you can't prove you're not a robot? Anyways, we just want to make sure that you have a nice time on our website and maybe, just maybe, you'll come back for more - or hire us to be more awesome and successful, because your current website and business strategy are probably awful.

So go ahead, enjoy your visit, and don't worry about your data. We'll be too busy devouring cookies and helping our clients succeed, to bother with anything else.

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